Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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