the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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