Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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