problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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