All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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