The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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