We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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