Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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