But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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