Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
