you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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