i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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