Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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