Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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