I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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