she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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