Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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