I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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