I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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