am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
that's an acceptable place to lick
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Randomize
