just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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