Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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