i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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