Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
