Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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