I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
