I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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