Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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