The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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