You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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