He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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