As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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