So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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