The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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