wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
