Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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