Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
