6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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