i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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