Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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