put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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