I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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