I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize