it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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