Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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