To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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