No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
