I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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