we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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