How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i love accidental penises.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I think pants incapable of making pants work
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
