i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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