Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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