we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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